This is purely a work of fiction, any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely co-incidental
Chat 1: With an old school friend
10.20 Me: Hey
10.21 Amy: Hey Zinal 🙂
10. 21 Me: Wassup Amy, long time
10.22 Amy: Nothing much, its work as usual. How have u been?
10.24 Me: I have been good, thank you 🙂
10.24 Amy: It’s been ages that we met
10.25 Me: I swear
10.26 Amy: what have you been up to??
10.28 Me: it’s pretty much the office-home-office routine
10.30 Amy: Hmm
10.35 Me: So what’s happening on the personal front?
10.41 Amy: it’s complicated
10.42 Me: hmm
10.52 Amy: Ok then, cya, gtg ..ttyl
10.53 Me: bye
Chat 2: With that new interesting boy in office who flirts with you
21.06 Arjun: hey lady
21.06 Me: Hey Arjun 🙂
21.06 Arjun: Wassup? Had dinner?
21.07 Me: Just did… How about you?
21.07 Arjun: Well… I am still making it
21.07 Me: Are you trying to tell me that YOU can cook?
21.08 Arjun: Oops, did I just give that away? I thought I will save this bit of detail for later 😉
21.08 Me: haha… well… why should I believe you?
21.08 Arjun: You will see that for yourself, perhaps… someday 😉
21.09 Me: Aah…are you trying to say something here? 😛 Coz, I am reading between the lines
21.09 Arjun: haha 😉
21.10 Me: Btw what?
21.10 Arjun: Did I tell you that ‘purple’ is your colour?
21.11 Me: scratching my head to remember that
21.11 Me: no, you haven’t told me that…yet 😉
21.12 Arjun: Well Zinal, purple is your colour then… I think you should change your wardrobe to purples
21.12 Me: haha… well thank you. But if I change my whole wardrobe to purples, it wouldn’t be half as interesting … it will soon be boring 😛
21.13 Arjun: May be you are right… Actually, I think it’s not about the colour.. its about YOU 🙂
21.13 Me: haha…are you trying to flirt?
21.14 Arjun: oh Shit, is it that obvious?
21.14 Me: hahaha
21.15 Arjun J I can sense something
21.15 Me: May be whatever that you are cooking is burning 😛
21.16 Arjun: ouch…
21.16 Me: haha…maybe you should check on your dinner
21.17 Arjun: Wow, we think alike
21.17 Me: lol
okay.. I gtg .. cya tomo in office
21.18 Arjun: okay cya.. I better go know before my dinner burns.. bye
21.18 Me: Bye
Chat 3: With that irritating guy who hits on you
22.15 Gautam: Hey Zinal
22.19 Me: Hello Gautam
22.19 Gautam: Wassup beautiful?? 😉
22.25 Me: well… nothing much.. you tell me
22.25 Gautam: Why are you taking so long to reply??!!
22.30 Me: Umm.. poor internet connectivity.. I keep going offline
22.30 Gautam: but you appear online to me
22.33 Me: don’t know why
22.33 Gautam: So I was thinking
22.36 Me: please don’t think Gautam
22.36 Gautam: haha funny you
22.40 Me: 😛
22.40 Gautam: it’s been a while we met, why don’t we meet for coffee?
22.50 Me: Umm well… we could, but am keeping very busy these days… work pressure
22.50 Gautam: hmm.. then we should really go in that case.. you can unwind
22.58 Me: well may be some other time
22.58 Gautam: okay J So what else is happening at your end??
23.07 Gautam: Helllllooooooo
23.16 Gautam: you there?
23.19 Gautam: I am sure you are online.. I can see that
23.25 Me: Oops sorry… went off to take a call .. Anyway nice talking …Tc Gn
Zinal is now offline
Chat 4: With your nosy relative
15.03 Pammy: Hello beta
15.04 Me: Hello Auntyji… kaise hain aap?
15.05 Pammy: All good beta.. all good
So long, have not seen you
15.07 Me: Haan Aunty … have been busy
15.08 Pammy: I saw your pictures.. nice you look.. but itni dubli kaise ho gayi tum…Khana nai khaati kya?
(Zinal panics…which pictures is Aunty talking about)
15.10 Me: haha thank you aunty.. I am the same.. not thin .. not fat
15.15 Pammy: Met your mom in the market on Tuesday
15.17 Me: Really? That’s nice 🙂
15.18: Pammy: I have suggested a guy to her, did she tell you about him
(Zinal Groans.. not again)
15.19 Me: Really? No she hasn’t… but aunty I am too young yet.. what’s the rush
15.20 Pammy: Every girl says that… you should marry when the time is right
(Zinal sighs..why am I even having this conversation.. should I just say bye)
15.23 Pammy: You there, beta?
15.25 Me: ya aunty.. I will think about it..
15.27 Pammy: good girl you are…jhappi
15.28 Me: J Okay Aunty.. baad main baat karte hain.. mere class ka samay ho gaya hai.. bye bye
15.30 Pammy: bye beta.. give my regards to mummy
15. 32 Me: sure aunty.. bye